• What is the CORRECT name for the L4D special infected with a long tongue?

• Will you swear to wear a hat that compliments your outfit on a regular basis, if I tell you I think it looks classy?

• Have you memorized any speeches or quotes from your non-videogames? If so, prove it.

• Who is king of the rumba beat?

And as usual: You've been teleported away from house and home, you find yourself in another part of the world, possibly even another universe. You are informed that you are to fight in a tournament. Contestants have been drawn from fictional realities, as well as this one. You are given a weapon of your choice, and told that if you get hit 5 times by another person's weapon (struck, cut, shot, etc...) you will go back home. If you die there, you just wake up in your home town as well, but if you are the last survivor, you get to keep your weapon, which now functions as an inter-dimensional portal creation device.

Pick a weapon:

Pick a start point in the tournament-city:

1. Do you fight, or forfeit immediately?

2. What is your strategy? (Note: Everyone else I've asked so far says they would camp.)

3. Fictional character you hope to run into/befriend?

4. Fictional character you want to fight?

5. Final battle. You vs. ???

6. What do you do if you win?