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ShadowAmbipom · 19 days

I drew it on my iPad. You just have to use the smallest brush and be patient with it. I agree though that on a smaller screen like an iPhone it's like trying to paint with a firehose.

-oats

Dorobo47 · 20 days

Happy cakeday, sir!

-guy who made those cards (aka mr. oats)

iia · 27 days

You're forgiven.

-The Onio- er, Oatmeal.

makeskidskill · 1 month

Tell your son I like his shirt.

-guy who created the shirt.

Contrapunctus_XIV · 1 month

Also, unrelated but someone just sent me a link that suggests that Pythagoras may have killed in the name of math.

Contrapunctus_XIV · 1 month

Yeah, that was my bad. I thought Hitler's religion was still up for debate, but after reading this it sounds like he was pretty much 100% all aboard the Jesus train. I changed the wording a bit so that the religious character in the comic says his pastor told him that Hitler and Stalin were atheists. This doesn't fix the problem, but it helps dispel the idea a little bit because he's just parroting something he heard at church.

Hugs and polynomials,

-The Oatmeal

RandomChurchBoner · 1 month

Cross-post from another subreddit about this

There's a little update at the bottom of the comic about what happened. All apologies to the author over at Atheist Cartoons.

-The Oatmeal

CraigRCarter · 1 month

Thanks for pointing that out. I wrote an update at the bottom of the comic explaining what happened.

-The Oatmeal

dlink · 4 months

I've got to admit that making an animated GIF of a koala and a goat having sex and then seeing it on mainstream news sources like CNN and Sports Illustrated's websites pretty much made my year.

-oats

spud14 · 5 months

Why thank you!

-oats

jeffAA · 9 months

Of course the day after I say my server can handle the traffic, it starts having issues. If it doesn't pull up right away, hit refresh once or twice.

-the oatmeal

kindaladylike · 9 months

Thanks again, Mr. (Ms?) Mudo. If I make lots of internet money I will buy a mega-yacht and fill it with prostitutes, rubies, and cocaine. I'll give you free rides on it whenever you like.

kindaladylike · 9 months

Yeah, it shouldn't crash. My entire site is set up to serve things statically as plain old HTML, so I can usually handle a big influx of traffic without any issues.

kindaladylike · 9 months

Thanks for linking to the comic's source, mudo2000.

-guy who drew the comic.

kriegman · 9 months

haha..I think I remember signing that! (And misspelling baboons). What city was that in?

kriegman · 9 months

Thanks!

kriegman · 9 months

thank you sir!
EDIT: here you go

kriegman · 9 months

What's up with all my comics appearing on imgur lately? Can't we link to the source? :/

-The Oatmeal

_dustinm_ · 11 months

When I wrote this comic I promised myself I wouldn't include any poop jokes. It wasn't until the last panel about the skunk that I realized I'd failed, although technically it's not poop coming out of his butt so I think I'm in the clear.

-oatmeal

djepik · 12 months

I stopped submitting comics to reddit because I got the impression that the community here hated me. Subsequently, redditors started submitting comics themselves and so every time I posted a new comic it'd wind up in a variety of subreddits. This would incur a fresh flood of hate mail: calling me a spammer, telling me to go kill myself, etc. I figured if redditors didn't want me on their site, I didn't want them on mine. I thought the best way to dissuade them from submitting my comics was to set up a rick roll.

Technically it wasn't just a Rick roll though. The redirection script alternated between Rick Astley, Cher's Do you believe in life after love?, and Informer by Snow.

As for the jerk thing, I'm not actually an asshole (not entirely, anyway). I act like one over email, Facebook, and Twitter because it lets me troll the morons who email me and add them to my retarded emails section.

-GBF (The Oatmeal)

enwave · 12 months

Thank you sir.

-oats

bezko · 12 months

I wear more gold chains than that guy. Other than that this is fairly spot on.

-The Oatmeal

VoteJewbama · 12 months

Thank you sir.

Also I salute your username.

VoteJewbama · 12 months

Thanks for the support reddit.

-The Oatmeal

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