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[–]lonzuk 23 points24 points ago

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I got that done when I was a baby. I couldn't walk for a year.

[–]RosieMuffysticks -1 points0 points ago

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Bahahahahahahaha!

[–]keepingitcivil 14 points15 points ago

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Why are you doing this?

[–]damn_it_so_much 10 points11 points ago

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See: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/d1zla/iama_guy_who_was_circumcised_at_the_age_of_16_ama/

There's actually a whole bunch of IAmAs on the subject, but this is the one I commented in. Things of particular note:

That area stays pretty numb when it's been under the scalpel, I'll tell you what did hurt, though. Waking up with a mid-night erection. I thought my penis had exploded.

And this:

Physical wounds healed within 2 months, but it probably took 2 or 3 years to be completely pain free. I'll try and explain this the best I can.

In my case the head of my penis hadn't been exposed to anything but the inside of my foreskin for years (my whole childhood). So once it was exposed it was super sensitive to everything. When they cut the foreskin off, they cut around the base of the head and then stitched the rest to the "shaft" (for want of a better term). It changes the dynamics of masturbation/sex completely. I found even 6 to 12 months after the operation that masturbation/sex ended with my penis being quite tender and sore, basically from the skin pulling on bits it had never been pulled on before.

tl;dr: It took him 2-3 years before he got used to it.

Unless you have a valid medical reason (severe phimosis), I wouldn't do it. (I'm uncircumcised btw... and I feel fine)

[–]ohashi 1 point2 points ago

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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[–]Got_cut 2 points3 points ago

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2-3 years? really? that's funny. I got it done a month ago and it is completely healed with no pain.

my penis has phimosis for like 8 years, and i never had unusual pain after the surgery because of it. It felt fine rubbing against my pants, etc.

As for losing sensitivity for sex/masturbation, It feels MUCH better now than it did before.

[–]socket0 21 points22 points ago

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Unless there's a real medical reason for doing this, I would strongly advise against it. It won't attract women, it won't ward off evil spirits, and it won't get you into Heaven. All you're doing is going through unnecessary, painful and potentially dangerous surgery to make your penis shorter. And possibly less sensitive, depending on who you ask.

[–]andrewsmith1986 -4 points-3 points ago

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Unless he is in America.

[–]Sporkitized 8 points9 points ago

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I'm also 24 years old, also American, and also uncircumcised. Never have had a single complaint about my dick being uncut, and it's certainly never driven any girls away.

[–]BadWithTheSocial -2 points-1 points ago

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I probably disgusted more girls than I would've had I realized smegma wasn't supposed to be left on when going through my daily hygiene routine. When I got the internet two years ago at twenty-eight I was googling a mental checklist of basic life questions when I stumbled upon the truth -forever changing my opinion of myself (and every girlfriend for that matter) as a youth.

[–]Shmurk 2 points3 points ago

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had I realized smegma wasn't supposed to be left on

Is it a joke? I hope it's a joke...

[–]tmoraca 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, that's like purposely not wiping your ass after taking a shit.

[–]andrewsmith1986 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh I completely believe it.

A bunch of my female friends were discussing it though and only one said they prefer it. I believe it was more about the rarity than anything actually wrong with it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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she probably said it because she's never experienced otherwise. stick with the skin - it feels better when you end up in a relationship where you can go wrapfree. plus its all the same when you pull it back. wouldnt do it if i were you

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

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oh, I wouldn't do it either. I was just making a comment on why he might want to do it.

[–]possessed_flea -3 points-2 points ago

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They only complain because a uncut guy is normally so much larger than a cut guy usually the only thing a girl is thinking about when she gets it on with one for the first time is "Oh fuck, thats never gonna fit, its gonna hurt so much, is he gonna tear me open, etc. "

Although on that note this is why so many American women go to Europe for 'sex holidays' and so few 'European' women go to america for the same.

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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You are an idiot. Plain and simple.

[–]socket0 0 points1 point ago

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Still won't get him into Heaven, but might ward off evil spirits then. Lots of cultures practice circumcision for a variety of laughable reasons, but none of them for reasons that don't qualify as superstitious or borderline insane.

[–]ll0ll0ll0 17 points18 points ago

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you're retarded.

[–]kousi 2 points3 points ago

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"DUR HURR YOU'RE RETARDED" 12 upvotes. Awesome.

[–]directhex 5 points6 points ago

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I had an adult circumcision, as a "final solution" to phimosis, after stretching & creams didn't help.

Firstly, until it's fully healed (give it a month), erections are the worst things in the world. Truly agonizing.

Secondly, you will lose sensitivity. Sex will likely be less fun (although, yes, blood blisters and small tears are not fun. You get the point).

[–]Jovali[S] 5 points6 points ago

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well, I'm thinking about it because my foreskin is tight sometimes — especially when I get an erection; I can't pull it all the way back. and other times it gets chaffed and cracked and shit — it's painful. when i travel to dry, sandy climates (like israel) it was a disaster.

[–]Francisz 15 points16 points ago

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Your skin has lost some elasticity from lack of use. You need to start pulling the skin back as far as you can at least two or three times a day. After a week or two you'll have no trouble with the skin stretching. As far as the chaffing and cracking just keep it clean and talc up.

[–]Sporkitized 7 points8 points ago

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This. I had this problem a bit earlier in life because nobody told me it had to be stretched and pulled back. A week or so of pulling it back a bit here and there (every time going pee is good enough) and it should stretch back far enough. If not, then you're probably one of the rare few that actually needs circumcision. But I doubt it.

[–]Inappropriate_Remark 7 points8 points ago

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IN OTHER WORDS, OP NEEDS TO START FAPPING FAR MORE OFTEN. MIGHT I RECOMMEND /r/jailbait

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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what he said - lotion + stretching 3 times a day (or a few times in the shower) + getting used to it.

practice makes perfect - bleeding wounds do not

[–]damn_it_so_much 3 points4 points ago

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Since it's not severe phimosis (your foreskin is only tight sometimes), I would definitely pursue non-surgical options. Ask your doctor.

[–]IAmLoaded 2 points3 points ago

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Hey dude, you do know you don't have to cut of the whole thing to make it less thight? A good doctor can make a small cut in the skin for you, thus making it looser. If the doctor is skilled you won't even be able to see that any sharp stuff has been near your cock in a few weeks.

[–]istara 0 points1 point ago

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This could be a valid medical reason for circumcision or a related procedure. I do have a friend who had to go through medical circumcision at 18 for this reason (and he was fine afterwards). But it was in no way an elective decision, it was medically necessary.

So you need a doctor's advice, and preferably a couple of opinions.

[–]RosieMuffysticks 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, unless you have severe phimosis, or if you are a bareback man-slut, you don't need to do this.

Try this routine a few times a week: Soak for an hour in a hot bath with Epsom Salts added, stretch (or fap) halfway through the soak, when the skin is all softened up. After toweling off, but before your skin is all dry, massage Vitamin E oil into the entire foreskin and glans. Take 2000 IU Vitamin E internally every night before you go to bed.

I've had two uncuts in my past. Absofuckinlutely wonderful in the sack. Even the one with no technique felt great.

[–]zowki -2 points-1 points ago

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I had the exact same problem as you but it was discovered earlier (when I was 12 years old). I got circumcised and there was no problems. Keeping my penis clean is much more easier and there are zero disadvantages to the operation, no loss of sensitivity or death involved. I got mine cut by laser by the way. I found it difficult to walk for the first two weeks after my operation though.

[–]Grimalkin[!] 13 points14 points ago

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Why, oh why do you want to mutilate yourself??

What's wrong with the way you are?

[–]greves11 4 points5 points ago

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+1

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Nice way of saying you upvoted, much more origional than most of the goms who gleefully declare their approval!

[–]Theophagist 5 points6 points ago

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DONT DO IT.

[–]Sporkitized 4 points5 points ago

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Why the fuck would you do that? Seriously. Just don't...

All this accomplishes is diminishing some of the feeling on the head of your dick, aka sex won't feel as good. There really is no benefit at all to circumcision.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Foreskins are fucking great. The sexual benefits far outweigh whatever junior-high locker-room hang-ups you might be going through right now. Just take care of the little dude and he will enrich your life with happy vaginas.

[–]SithLordMohawk 3 points4 points ago

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If you wanna lose up to 70%ish sensation in your dick, sure go for it. But if you truly are going to do this. You better check into the one performing the act. I'm not kidding when I say you should ask to see their portfolio. You would ask that of a tattoo artist, and they're just putting ink in your skin. You're looking to get your dick partially cut off.

I do have to ask "WHY?" It's not like we still live in caves. We today live with indoor plumbing. So keeping your Junk from becoming a Stunk isn't an issue. Unless of course your just lazy and are giving in to the bad quality trait. Or are you planning to convert or marry someone of the jewish faith?

Sorry, but in today's age it doesn't make much sense.

[–]dissidentrhetoric 5 points6 points ago

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I was circumcised at age 19 voluntarily. I do not regret it one bit. I was circumcised because i had a cyst in my ball that was due to be removed and i thought i might as well get circumcised at the same time because the foreskin was very tight and was restricting growth. My dick has actually grown wider since. I recommend it completely.

[–]IAmLoaded 0 points1 point ago

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That's called late puberty, here is no way in hell your foreskin was so thight that it restricted the growth of your penis.

[–]dissidentrhetoric 1 point2 points ago

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There will be some scarring due to the age at which you are having it done, but if you get a good surgeon and don't masturbate or have sex for the recommended time then they should heal without scars. But i have a slight stitching scar that runs around my dick which is more visible when it is not erect. But no big deal and it looks way better than it did before imo.

[–]frogfarts 0 points1 point ago* 

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I designed circlamps. I know more about them than doctors.

1) A strong reason to keep your onion-ring is for latter in life sexual romps with your old lady. Your man rod slides in and out of your foreskin protecting your old lady dry hole from becoming chafed.

2) The foreskin increases your pleasure for sexual intercourse. When the foreskin is removed, your man gland dries out and you loose a major portion of what makes sex feel good.

3) If you read about how removing your foreskin helps reduce your chances of getting aids, and think that is a valid argument, then you are a complete dumb ass and deserve to have your foreskin removed.

4) Most if not all doctors don't know a damn thing about plastic surgery, that's what we're talking about. So they make major mistakes often. Typically they remove way to much onion-ring and your boner is restricted from expanding to it's full potential, and or pleasure is reduced as it hurts.

[–]butch123 0 points1 point ago

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have the penis lengthened while you are at it.

[–]odd_affilliate_link 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't trust a doctor down there with a sharp object. If you insist on doing this, DIY is the way to go. You might die.

[–]derekaw 0 points1 point ago

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I find it hard to believe you want to do that at this late stage. What are you expecting from the operation?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Owwieee!

[–]optomas 0 points1 point ago

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Let's see... Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

[–]tom_mandory 0 points1 point ago

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What is wrong with you man?

slap

[–]possessed_flea -1 points0 points ago

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Not only will you loose feeling in the end of it you risk severe nerve damage that may make your entire penis completely void of any feeling. On the flip side of the coin you also run the risk of having excuciating uncurable (except by amoutation) pain for the rest of your life.

On top of this also if you ever hook up with a girl she will never call up her friends to come join it...

Your penis will loose about 3 inches in length over the next few years.

All children that you bear will be handicapped and require a high level of care.

you may become homeless.

Your parents will no longer like you, (this also goes for all your friends. )

Your dog will die. If you do not have a pet dog someone will give you a pet dog in the near future. (and it will die. )

women will refuse to do anything to your penis.

There are a few more risks involved that I forgot about too.

[–]Jovali[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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i will lose 3 inches! i hope that particular comment isn't true. i can deal with the other stuff ........... please respond and put my mind at ease.

[–]possessed_flea 0 points1 point ago

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Your penis may look bigger but it will actually become smaller when fully erect due to the gradual loss of circulation & feeling in the area. If you take a look at all the 'male porn stars' ranked by d*ck size (and not having any form of enlargement surgery) you will find that no-one in the top 50 is cut.

[–]Jovali[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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are you a doctor? i just don't understand how it would get smaller if i lose foreskin. why would i lose circulation in that area? and why would that lead to a loss in size?

[–]possessed_flea 2 points3 points ago

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Not exactly a doctor, Although I work with a lot of them for a biotech company, we are involved in both aids and 'male cancer' research.

Essentially a erection is when your penis fills with blood, the size of your erection is based entirely on how much blood can be 'stored' within your penis.

What happens is when your penis is 'uncut' you have a lot more blood vessels (albiet fairly superficial), that go through your foreskin, due to the path that the blood vessels take in most normal adult males there more 'flesh' you have down there the more blood helps get drawn into the area in order to help the corpora cavernosa to fill up as much as possible when aroused.

[–]whasupjohn 1 point2 points ago

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He's full of shit.