Non-drinkers of reddit, what's your idea of a great weekend?

kiai · 1 year

Long rides to beautiful places. I go out on my bike with a bunch of friends to visit a forest or a waterfall or some such place. Travelling on weekends is good.

noahisaac · 1 year

I'm old as dirt. On Friday night, I like to make sure my billing is done, make a pizza (from scratch), put my daughter to bed, read a chapter or two of a book, have a nice conversation with my wife, and then go to bed between 9:30 - 10:00pm. On Saturday, I like to get up around 7:00am, do some yoga, make breakfast, play with my daughter for a while, do some cleaning, [beepity bleep bleep] with my wife while my daughter is distracted with something or other, make lunch, go to a park or something after lunch with my wife and daughter, grill something for dinner, put my daughter to bed, read a chapter or two of a book, have a nice conversation with my wife, go to bed between 9:30 - 10:00pm. On Sunday, much like Saturday, but substitute yard work or house repairs for cleaning the house, and substitute dinner at the in-laws for grilling.

I'm sure most of you think that this would be terribly boring, but I consumed considerably more than my fair share of drugs (including alcohol) in my teens and 20's. THAT actually got boring to me.

askheidi · 1 year

My boyfriend doesn't drink. His idea of a great weekend is going out dancing with me, getting me drunk and having sex.

webdevbrian · 1 year

Here's my reply to the OP, with a little preface to get to my answer for his / her question:

I've been dating an alcoholic for the past 4 years, and I will tell you it sucked in the beginning trying to understand the entire situation.

I met her when she was extremely intoxicated at a movie theater, and we exchanged numbers. For about two weeks she was smashed every night and I told her she needs help and to get her act together or we're done. It was early in the relationship and dating a girl who was piss drunk every night wasn't really my thing.

From there she went to rehab for two months (the same two months of beginning dating her) and my mind was completely fucking blown at taking all of this shit I had to endure to be with her, so early into a relationship. I thought "If I can do this" , "Does this make sense" , "I go out drinking with my buddies all the time, what the hell do I do now".

I changed my drinking habits within a month after she got out. She attends AA meetings at least twice a week still, and is still sober. As such, and now that you know my preface, let me answer your question.

We socialize with our family members who drink, they all know we do not, and absolutely respect that. The friends that called me "insane", "Dude, that's fucking bullshit" quite honestly are not my friends anymore. The friends that supported me because they knew she made me happy, are still my friends and are VERY good friends at that.

It's a decision I decided to make to be with her. For example, My sister drinks, her boyfriend (my best friend) also drinks but they know the ground rules. I give her strength and in return she is the best girlfriend any man could ask for.

In my mind, it's a simple thing to let go, for her not so much. Me? I love not going to bars and ranking up bar tabs to get tipsy. Furthermore, I LOVE the fact of not waking up hungover or when I hung out with my buddies, puking all over the place.

For me, a small price to pay.

So...

On weekends it consists of keeping ourselves occupied, chores, etc. My apartment has never been so clean, and we both like it because it's something we can do together.

We still hang out with friends that we have told we do not drink. Some apparently only wanted drinking buddies, others, wanted a long term friendship. I've gotten over the difficult "Yeah, I don't drink but go for it!", as I use to be embarrassed. Like I said above, after two years of telling everyone eventually running into them and having booze around (if they offered it too me) I simply just said "Oh thanks! Sorry though, I don't drink :)" ).

Did I lose friends? Sure. Have I made friends? Absolutely! Have the friends that understood my decision still support it, and still hang out like we use too when we drank? Absolutely, simply we just do not drink.

In response to you directly, and if anyone else needs to hear it from a kid (19 at the time) who went through their 21 birthday without drinking and they think this is a feat, it's not.

Drinking is a social thing, that's all it is. It's something that has after effects which only last a couple of hours (of course, depending if you're drinking into oblivion) and I will tell you, it gets easier in time of saying "Nope, sorry I don't drink".

For you OP, your months will become years, and those years will become decades. I do not know if you're just deciding to quit drinking for a life style change or if you're attending AA, either or, the first year will feel like a weight off your shoulders. It's all down hill.

Stay strong my friend, get active in any sport that you want, read, go out doors, pick up a bunch of hobbies!

ShadyJane · 1 year

I usually take between 6-8 hits of acid and then go to the bar and make fun of all the drunks.

tripleduece249 · 1 year

Start working out. Not only is it an investment in yourself but it helps you stay on the wagon. If you have an addictive personality, like myself, it will carry over into your training. If you have never been the type of person to work out then it might take a solid month before you get addicted. The last thing I want to do when I'm trying to make progress at the gym is get wasted. It kills your recovery time and you also won't be in the mood to go to the gym if your hungover, which will eat at you when your used to consistently hitting the gym or whatever you decide to do.

laffmakr · 1 year

You're still allowed at your friends keggers. And you'd be amazed at what you'll see and learn when you're the sober one.

trenty_ · 1 year

Learn to cook and enjoy cooking. Host or go to dinner parties, with everyone in the kitchen cooking, and make mocktails :)

I have no idea how old you are, this may not seem fun for you.

(That said, I'm only 21 and have settled into the dinner party lifestyle quite nicely...)

OffBeatBiologist · 1 year

What you really have to do if you want to stay committed to not drinking is surround yourself with other light to non drinkers. That's when you start to turn up entertaining and gratifying social activities. Here is a run-down of how my weekend went...

Friday Night - Met for a small party of about ten people at my friend's place where we made crepes, roasted corn grits and generally socialized 'til about 4 am.

Saturday - That morning, made homemade buttermilk waffles and fried chicken for breakfast with my bro. Went out and played skeeball with some friends, then grilled burgers and watched a film.

Sunday - Ran a mile, swam laps for 30 minutes, went out to a rural flea market and took pictures of random jank. Met up with a friend after he finished up a 30 mile bike ride in the country and did a little grocery shopping. Made fresh popcorn with one of these beasts and watched Army of Darkness. Then made homemade panini and crashed on the couch watching Coffee and Cigarettes.

jumpingjacksforlife · 1 year

If I were you, I'd get an account at ask.metafilter.com and ask the same question but include your location. You'll probably find some cool people to hang out with pretty quickly.

The cool thing about sobriety I find is that it keeps giving rewards long after you stop drinking. You're doing awesome.

smithygreg · 1 year

I replaced drinking with rock climbing..It's way more fun.

epicgeek · 1 year

Most weekends I'm sitting at home playing video games and surfing the internet.

I don't actually see a problem with this.

I used to look forward to huge keggers, house parties where everyone had money to throw in for beer, and other assorted drunken shenanigans. I don't really look forward to anything any more.

Do you not hang out with your friends anymore? Giving up alcohol shouldn't mean you have no one to hang out with.

Scyth3 · 1 year

Well, I bought a house last year and now the weekends aren't long enough. I get absorbed in maintaining my lawn (now have a decent rivalry spun up with the neighbors), repairing random things, tiling, and in general improving it. It's like my own personal never ending honey-do list.

As far as what I do while I'm not doing handy work, I'll typically exercise. Go to a park and go mountain biking with my brother, go for a 4-5mi run, etc. Last weekend had some friends over and went skydiving, grilled afterwards, etc. I'm also on a local adult soccer team, which is an excellent way of meeting new friends and getting fit at the same time.

In general, do things you'll never get to do when you have children and a wife. Luckily my wife and I have no problems being independent. I'll code an app for my phone, she'll watch her anime or continue writing her book, etc.

MrLister · 1 year

Raucous sex with my girlfriend all night long... and remembering it the next day. (bonus, you don't smell like stale beer & puke!)

Cakez0r · 1 year

I'm detecting great levels of holier-than-thou in some of the replies here >_>

Messiah · 1 year

Coke and hookers

famebrella · 1 year

Everyone of these activities sounds better with booze.

Tface · 1 year

Poker weekend with the guys.

Skanker · 1 year

Relaxing and getting some sleep after a week of work :⁾

buzzdoit · 1 year

Fortunately, as you get older, socialization solely for the purpose of drinking becomes less prevalent. Being a 30 year old at a kegger is kinda lame.

In the meantime, start going to AA meetings and find a group of people to socialize with that don't drink. My dad's been in AA for 20 years and he thinks that's one of the biggest benefits. You end up making friends and hanging out with other people that don't drink, so you're less tempted. Apparently, it's also a giant dating pool.

Blood_Orange · 1 year

I used to drink a lot in college, but not so much anymore. Not that I don't enjoy it, but the hangovers were becoming an impediment at work and on weekend mornings. There are may other things you can do:

Hang out with people who are drinking, but don't drink. This is particularly easy in situations were drinking is not the main activity (bowling, ice skating, chilling in a park).
Find something you enjoy, and do it in the company of others. You know all the money you're saving by not spending $20 on three drinks at a bar? Spend it on language lessons, scuba diving, woodworking, jewelry making. There are many people who are interested in these activities. When you find them, dont' be afraid to make friends.
Learn how to cook. It is a very enjoyable, essential life skill.
Work at a local non-profit, part time. Great way to meet people, feel good about yourself amd add some meat to your resume.
Exercise (sorry, this should have been #1). While your buddies are gaining weight and looking sallow because of the dehydration and additional calories in alcohol, you are putting effort into looking and feeling good.

I do almost all of these things (aside from the non-profit) and frankly, my life is much more fulfilling, healthier and happier as a result. Congrats on the life change!

Lachtan · 1 year

I'm drug free since 18, that's 4 years now and many things changed since then. At the beginning I was going to partys just like everyone else, I did all the crap like everyone else but I didn't need to be drunk to enjoy it.(lol)

Now things are different, people changed, I changed and started to see stuff other way. I fucking hate spending my nights in pubs and other public places that are dedicated for smokers(99.99% in my country) so this made situation a bit difficult.

I do lot of sports so I try to spend my time with my regular friends outside, having some rad bike trip, jumping dirts, riding skateboards, you know what's the best for you. The evenings are worse, when everyone gathers and go get drunk'd. That's fucking silly to me.

Try to stay around non drinkers and have pizza party or whatever you like. Invite some ppl in and you can have a great chat or you can play video games together, watch some movies etc... I'm also used to hang out with girls because fucking>drinking but I'm not feeling bad spending my night being creative all alone(photoshop, 3ds max is my choice)

fernicus · 1 year

I've never drank and can tell that sometimes you do feel like your social life is stagnate. But you just have to replace drinking with physical or intellectual hobbies.

I'm female so I craft and have made friends with other girls who craft. I also love to go yard sailing, flea marketing. That's definitely a weekend activity. Again made friends with the same interests.

I'm also a runner and cycler. So throwing yourself into a physical hobby of some sort is healthy and satisfying. You can do both in groups with people.

Added bonus, the types that do that a lot don't drink for the same reason they run, to be healthy. And I'm assuming you're male, you'll probably meet some hot girls.

Nights I go to movies, eat good food, see good bands. You don't have to drink to have a good time at a show if the music is good. Scan your paper for local events, festivals, etc.

punzada · 1 year

I'm 24 years old (today actually, 24 on the 24th, yay me!) and have been going through a similar situation as OP. I decided I was absolutely sick and overall bored with how my life had been going and on Oct 23rd 2009 decided to change all of it. I didn't have a drivers license, smoked weed multiple times a week if not daily and was drunk whenever I could be, was always fat but reached a fairly shocking 300 lbs and never had a stable/real job besides occasional computer support and selling weed - this has basically been my existence since being a freshmen in high school (not even considering the much harsher drugs I abused while in high school and while attending college).

As of November I got my license, by the first week in December I'd landed a job at a small business doing what I love (I'm an IT monkey - but I love it), I have not smoked weed since October 23rd, I have had a few drinks but not to excess, I started weight watchers online for men on March 3rd (honestly for anyone needing help with starting out and figuring out the right way to eat - it's a great resource) and going to the gym at least three, usually four days a week. As of yesterday I have lost 46lbs and feel better then I have in many years.

...and yet despite all that positivity in my life right now - I'm bored. I have defined so much of my life by the substances I took that I lack any real passion outside of ones that are not very social (video gaming, computers, reading non-fiction technology blogs/articles.) I love working out now but activities like hiking or biking don't really interest me. I'm also fairly lonely - had a very unhealthy relationship that ended when I was 21 (and lingered and still caused issues until I turned 23) that I've fully put behind me and would love to just share my positivity with someone. I'm trying - a co-worker recently had success with finding someone online and used match.com and she is very happy right now - I've signed up for okcupid to give it a shot just a few days ago, I'll consider match maybe when I reach closer to my goal weight (closer to 80ish more pounds to lose.)

It's not even about just meeting women at this point but making new friends which is tough. You know how much I would love to just meet up with a bunch of guys and LAN party or something? (Hell even my local Linux User Group meetups are at a day/time when I have to work) or as a group go to the movies? My friends all just want to get stoned and watch family guy - or use that as pre-game before going to the bar. I feel fairly lost and still missing a large chunk of achieving real happiness despite my hard work and success as of late - it's not going to stop me or hinder my goals but would love to just be able to enjoy myself and life a little more with similarly motivated people with at least some similar interests.

[sorry for the rant - slow time at work and this topic motivated me to write a bit]

silentpower · 1 year

gaming, reading, hiking, cuddling with my better half, Drawing, painting, digital sculpting. If you really want to go out go to your local comic/gaming store. Most gaming shops, not video gaming at least not places like gamestop, have tables and people running games.

Explicit_Content · 1 year

Get a bunch of friends and ROCK BAND. Or, tabletop gaming, whichever interests you more. I've done both in one night. It was a ca-raaaazy night.

All sarcasm aside, it's not as exciting or mind blowing as house parties, but it's still amazing fun in the right company.

MashedPeas · 1 year

Waking up early for a long pleasant day without a hangover.

Fratm · 1 year

A good weekend for me is Maybe a movie Friday night, Dinner.. come home, relax, get up fairly early Saturday, walk the dogs.. Breakfast and then either a nice hike or a bike ride, come home relax a bit eat dinner.. watch a DVD while snuggling with the wife and a cat :) My wife gets every other weekend off, so this is very typical when we have the weekends together.

Edit : Stopped drinking 2 years ago, stopped smoking the green about 8 years ago. Never regretted either decision.

vietbond · 1 year

Friday night get off work: Go to the dollar theater with my wife and daughter. We'll watch some movie or another that has been out of the theater for 2 months or so. It's very rare that we watch a movie that I don't enjoy, whether it be because I'm transfixed by the movie, or napping blissfully in my seat.

Saturday, I work during the day, but in the afternoon, I love taking my girls up to a trail head in the L.A. Mountains and take a nice hike. If we pack a picnic, we'll find a nice clearing to have lunch. Then we'll go to a bookstore (Borders or the like), and gather a bunch of books/magazines that we wanna read for awhile. We'll sit in the cafe and drink some tea or chocolate and read our own individual things. It's awesome to see how different we are in terms of our selected reading, but how similar we are in our enjoyment of each others company and reading together. Sometimes, my daughter and I will read Calvin and Hobbes together and we'll point out the especially brilliant ones to my wife. After we go home, we might put some music on the computer and cook up something delicious, or we might go out to eat somewhere new. After the young lady has gone to bed, mommy and daddy like to have some midnight alone time...a quiet shower together...some delicious love making to some Mt. Eden Dubstep...

The next morning, if we wake up on time, we'll make some breakfast...pancakes with strawberries and real syrup, then get to church. We might take care of our weekly groceries and meet up with some friends or family for dinner, or we might laze the day away by the pool.

Might sound boring to some, but it's my idea of perfection!

abortion_soup · 1 year

I drink a lot, but I have periods of time, ranging from 2 weeks to 2 months, during which I don't drink. I just go out, play basketball a lot, go to grill parties (though I admit I enjoy a beer with my meat, but I don't even get tipsy), enjoy really long walks, go urban exploring or go hitch-hiking. Take 50 dollars and a friend and go hitchhiking, try to get as far as you can get before you have to go home.

Life is so rich and full. I love alcohol and I love weed, but life itself is the best substance. Enjoy everything

nooka · 1 year

I'm not opposed to drinking or whatever, I just don't like it. I think it's a horrible waste of money for me to go out and drink alcohol that I don't think tastes good and only makes me feel dizzy and sick, gives me loads of extra calories, and is way too expensive in general. Why spend all of that money on something that'll just make me feel like shit the next day when I can purchase copious amounts of drugs that WON'T make me feel hungover? I'm a college girl that smokes weed every day, so my idea of a great weekend is one that I'm not overwhelmed by schoolwork, where I can just get high, walk around in my underwear in my apartment, and watch cartoons. (That's if I'm feeling lazy.) If I feel like going out, I love exploring new places with my friends, going to Burner parties and performing as a hoop dancer, cooking a delicious meal from scratch, and taking a walk outside or doing some knitting or artwork.

Edit: Tripping balls on acid is wonderful, too!

[deleted] · 1 year

Weed.

A_for_Anonymous · 1 year

Your social life is stagnated because you attempt to be social as the usual social monkey is. In this society, it appears the only way to have fun is to poison your brain and move like a monkey while laughing at anything stupid. But you can do better. In fact, you've said it yourself:

there's a whole world out there waiting for me

Go to forests, camp, ride a bike, observe, connect with nature. Help animals in animal rights organizations, or the whole world in environmental organizations. Find more people like you, people who use their brains for more than just poison. Perhaps travel around the world, see other cultures for yourself. There are many things to do, most of which don't require you to drink, most of which require you not to drink. And of course, you can have sex without worrying for the impotence problems sometimes associated with alcohol consumption.

Jaraxo · 1 year

Well, you can always go out with your mats who are drinking, it's not as bad as it sounds. I've done this a few times, and it's hilarious to watch the shit your mates get upto when drunk.

Zalenka · 1 year

Board games (try Dominion), playing music, gardening, long hikes(went on a local trail to a lookout yesterday ~6 miles total). My wife and I cleaned and got rid of stuff, that felt pretty good too.

troglodyte · 1 year

I don't really drink (I'm utterly neurotic about food and drink; I basically live on grains/dairy/fruit), and I've found that one thing I have going for me is that I'm enough of an extrovert that the "liquid confidence" isn't really necessary for me when I'm at a party or a bar. That doesn't sound like a solution for you, though-- it seems like you're trying to stay sober because of a past with alcohol? Sorry if that's incorrect.

Anyway, even if I enjoy partying, that's not what I love doing. The ideal weekend? Skiing. A lot of it. Water skiing or alpine skiing; I'm easy. Mostly, though, I like getting out and doing things. I rock climb a lot, and that's a good weekend too. Pretty much anything where I'm doing something is ideal-- and motivation isn't always easy. Even if I know I'll enjoy something, sometimes I'm just lazy. Even if you don't really want to get off your ass, do it anyway. You'll probably have a good time.

ClownBaby90 · 1 year

play an instrument? jam nights.

HuevoSplash · 1 year

Blow shit up. Go out into the woods and horse around with friends. Cut loose in an environment in which all the people are already close and comfortable with each other, so there's no need for "social lubricant" in order to have shenanigans.

little_z · 1 year

Welcome to being sober. I've been doing it for years. The weekends seem boring, but that's because everyone you used to hang out with still get wasted every weekend. I recommend making new friends and picking up a cool hobby. Like Geocaching... or something.

michaelbuddy · 1 year

Part of not going to bars and parties apart from the drinking is they can be a huge pain in the ass. I consider it a thing of growing up to not go as often. Plus being more of a learner rahter than a brain cell killer.

My advice, find yourself a key drink you can have in hand, that's non-alcoholic. Always get a club soda or tea for example. It's nice to just have something to hold in your had and do when at a function. Even family parties, I almost always get a game of something going (pool or volleyball or play with nephews just) so I don't have to sit somewhere and distract myself.

tubeguy · 1 year

Perfect weekend is whatever I want to do, when I want to do it, because I'm no longer hung over and broke. Hit a meeting, take the mountain bike out, play with my computers, do some cooking, reading, napping, chores, maybe not in that order.

WhatsUpWithTheKnicks · 1 year

Barbecues with vegans type of people, they usually have decent non-alcoholic beverages. Real culture like going to a play, a concert, you know, high-brow stuff, it's enjoyable without getting drunk. On the other side of that coin: open-air dance festivals where you take real drugs. Helping local groups out: sports groups, activists, artists, boy-scouts. You get to know them because you "work" together, normally there is some type of socialising involved.

[deleted] · 1 year

GETTING SMASHED

on leomonade and peant butter and jellies.

1 year

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Frankfusion · 1 year

Good for you man. Part of it is learning new habits i. e. what life was like without booze. The other part is having friends who understand where you are at, and who are able to be your friends without having to involve booze. Hopefully you made it this long because you have some of them around. If not, time to make new friends. As Ann Landers has said, good people are found where good people meet. Here's a list:

Libraries Bookstores Coffee Shops Church Comic Shops Music Stores Museums Parks Dog Parks ( I hear this is a great place to meet potential dates if you are looking)

The key is: GET OUT! Look at your local paper and take a look at what events are going on around you, and get out and explore the world. You just might make some friends along the way. My prayers are with you.

haykuro · 1 year

Geocaching!

Pick up the habit. It's a lot of fun, you get to go sight seeing, and depending on the type of friends you have you can all go together! :)

[deleted] · 1 year

I drink, but I don't think that's the only way to have fun on the weekends. There's plenty you can do.

Pick up a new athletic hobby, like bike riding. You'll be so tired from doing all your new "healthy" activities, that over time you'll probably be in bed early and not even care.

You can also go to a cafe and read or write, and every time you go, try a new drink. Find out what museums are in your area. I know it's corny but you can learn a lot. You can have friends over for board game night, and if they want to drink, drink seltzer with lemon. Learn how to do something new. Play chess. Take a class at a local college in something you've never heard about before. You'll meet new people, etc.

Im_probably_drunk · 1 year

Sorry... I had to troll...

celticagent · 1 year

Sleeping late (7 or 8 am), waking up without a hangover (feeling great), eating a leisurely breakfast with my family, going for a hike, eating delicious home-cooked food, getting together with friends in the afternoon to pick some tunes, eating a home-cooked barbecue dinner and watching a movie with my wife. Getting to bed at a reasonable hour.

_Dr_Sheldon_Cooper · 1 year

Well, Friday is Vintage Game night after I eat my Chinese dinner (like every Friday). Saturday is when I do my laundry, and Sunday I usually play paintball with my incompetent colleagues.

ex_nihilo · 1 year

Spark up a fat blunt or a well-packed bowl and...then pretty much whatever. Usually walk around town and chill drinking coffee and chatting with friends, people watching outside.

paranoidom · 1 year

Alcohol doesnt describe a fun weekend - i drink occasionally, never to get drunk (only been drunk twice and i dont care for it) . Biking is my release + its a good workout. I usually indulge in small projects...space them out over time. Fixing the car (small stuff - oil change, brakes, etc), bike maintenance, movies..camping is a lot of fun too.

missmalibu · 1 year

If you don't want to be around alcohol at all, there are other places you can go for night life. Billiard halls are fun if you like to play pool. Bowling alleys are fun if you like to bowl, even if it is just once in a while. Coffee houses are usually open late, and sometimes have live local music or improv comedy. All night diners are fun to go to with friends. If you like music, support your local music scene. Sure not every band is the greatest, but I soon found being into my local music scene so much more talent and variation than the radio broadcasts. If you have a local art gallery, they usually have shows where you can see/support your local artists.

bongilante · 1 year

getting stoned.

felzix · 1 year

I do drink but when I go out and do not drink I

play board games. Settlers of Catan and Arkham Horror are great. Especially Settlers. Usually the people I'm with are drinking but not getting drunk.

play DnD

cook, clean, and talk. Especially with my dad because he cooks excellent meals.

shop. I don't do this often but it's fun when I have a reason to.

powdR · 1 year

I'm mind reading you have internalized some sort of belief about the world so that you think you are "missing out" of something because of alcohol. Read the quit-smoking book from 1983 "Easyway" by Allen Carr, even if you don't smoke. It will blow your mind and de-brainwash many limiting internalizations.

You say you've got to get some hobbies, but you find yourself lacking in motivation. The word "Motivation" is a linguistic nominalization. I'm mind reading that what you experience is lack of energy. Focus on building energy itself. Focus on health. Do what gives you energy, avvoid what takes away your energy. Learn to listen to yourself. Get in and out of bed early, eat healthy, get out in nature, run, swim, whatever, just get outdoors. Healthy body - healthy mind. Health gives surplus energy and fills you with vibrant motivation. Do the things you know are right for you. With enough energy finding enough time to do all the fun stuff becomes the problem, not the other way around. Keep going man. Life is a miracle. Cherish and enjoy it.

shim_sham · 1 year

I swing dance. No exaggeration, it is the most fun thing I have ever done. Ever. And I used to drink, just for the comparison. Community, exercise, personal expression, the music's great...when traveling, you can go to a dance in a new city and suddenly have a room full of people who are offering to show you around town, seeing if you need a ride home, just being friendly and caring. There are local and international exchanges you can attend. Best thing in the world.

Not_Reddit · 1 year

I help my friends get so drunk they pass out, I take them home, then I screw their wives and girlfriends. I really enjoy their drinking and don't miss my drinking at all. They give me a lot of credit for going out with them and having enough will power to not touch a drop of alcohol and staying on the wagon. They also thank me for volunteering to be the designated driver all the time.

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